Tuesday, 16 July 2013

The Lazarus Project(2008) Genre: Drama/Thriller/Mystery, Runtime: 90 minutes, 1/5


Ben Garvey (Paul Walker) is a reformed safe breaker. He values his wife and child and is doing reasonably well at a foreman-like job. His brother, recently out of the jail, comes to recruit him for a robbery. He initially refuses to join in the heist. However, he is fired from the job and then reluctantly teams up with his brother. The robbery attempt is botched and Garvey ends up back in prison wherein he is given a death sentence. We see a tearful Walker being given lethal injections and dying.

 However, like the Lazarus in the Bible, in the next part of the movie, we see him alive again and acting as the groundskeeper of an in sanitarium. What the fuck is happening?

This is a movie which starts off as a poorly acted drama. Walker walks with a constipated look on his face. This is an expression he maintains throughout the run time. It is supposed to perhaps pass off as intensity. It actually exposes the lack of his acting skills. The other characters are sketched so superficially that the viewer forgets them as soon as they go off screen.

Afterwards, it tries to be a clever mystery with horror overtones. Therein lays the problem with the script. It wants to be everything. It ends up being a shit fest of the highest order.

There are scenes which had me laughing my ass off due to the unintended humor. Walker is visiting a section of the crazy house which houses the most dangerous insane people. One grabs him. The warden turns up and tells the crazed dude to leave Walker alone and he does. He then turns to Walker and tells him to keep away from the area as it the crazies don’t listen to any reason. I could not believe the hollowness of the claim in light of the very previous scene.

I wanted to stop this at many points. However, I wanted to find out the why and when I did find it out, I really felt like kicking my laptop’s screen to smithereens. 

It is only 90 minutes long but they felt like the longest ninety in the history of my life. This is the greatest test of patience and should be watched only after insuring one’s brain against shitty movies. Lying in your bed and watching the paint peel off from the ceiling is a better past time than this.

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