Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Evil Dead(2013) Genre:Horror/Thriller, Runtime: 85 minutes, 1.5/5









Mia is a drug addict. She, her brother, his girlfriend and a couple they are friends with come to this lonely cabin in the woods.  There, Mia takes an oath of never touching the drugs again. One of the girls is a nurse and she talks to the brother about how a relapse can occur. They decide that come what may they won’t allow Mia to touch the stuff.

They find a room under the floor which has dead cats and a book written with blood and on human flesh. They bring it up. One of the five is an occult enthusiast and ends up unleashing an evil spirit. They are warned they would be dead by dawn. Will any of them survive?

The original Evil Dead was great fun. Bruce Campbell and Raimi did something which was and still is pretty difficult to do. They made a mainstream horror movie which had a comic overtone. The chills weren’t muted. Actually, the light moments somehow had made the horror more impactful and jarring to the viewer.

This is a pointless remake. Not only is the original script trampled on, the director pisses on it and sets it on fire. Forget the thrills and the shocks. This is a boring movie with characters the viewer cannot identify or sympathize with. All of them are horrible actors and made me cringe with their dialogue delivery.

The marketing campaign for the movie was pretty shrill what with it being described as the most terrifying experience the watcher can have. It raised my expectations and helped the movie at the U.S. box office. I had even ordered special head phones to immerse myself in the evil dead experience. However, this is bullshit of the highest order. Stay away from this if you are not a masochist. 

This was subtitled Dead by Dawn. A better name would have been Dead by Yawn. This is a mind numbing piece of steaming crap and is the worst movie I have seen in the past three months.

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